Friday, September 5, 2008

RED NECK HOME SECURITY SYSTEM


1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size
14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns
and Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition.back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

"Cooter"

(Thanks Linda...)

3 comments:

Diane said...

this is GREAT!

I needed this tonight.

hi, i'm nancy! said...

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can't wait to get home and try it!

Eliot Bowman said...

This is so funny! You silly silly woman...I love you.