Last night Peter and I were eating dinner at the house. Apparently I had a piece of rice stuck to my upper lip. I didn't know this. He was looking at me. Steady. Finally he said to me, without a smile, dead-pan serious, and uttered this quote, "Your beauty is only further enhanced by the presence of food stuck to your face."
Oh yea, Angelina Jolie, eat your heart out...but don't get any of it stuck to your face...
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now, see? that's my problem right there. i NEVER get a cute little grain of rice stuck to my lip, which would be adorable. i get spinach or, what's actually even worse, two bits of fresh black peppercorn, stuck between my teeth. my two front teeth.
you Angelina Jolie types make me sick. :)
Oh yea Nancy...I get that ALLLLLL the time ;)
get what all the time? spinach and black peppercorns in your teeth or being compared to Angelina Jolie?
It's a toss-up...
right. like it's a toss up whether i look more like jessica alba or scarlett johanssen.
Both of those women have very crooked hair...which, I've heard, is all the rage on Rodeo Drive....I'm just SAYIN'...
You know, Mom, and The Nance...that IS true.
Crooked spinach that looks like Angelina Jolie on Peppercorn Drive is all the rage.
...that was dumb, real dumb...sorry. :)
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