Thursday, March 12, 2009

ADDENDUM TO MY HUMMINGBIRD POST:

I feel the need to post something about my hummingbirds-are-celestial-and-if -you-don't-see-it-you-must-be-broken-statement. That was rude of me. It was also rude of me to not stop and smile at the meth-addicted midget who might be admiring/hovering over the bush that my hummingbird is also admiring/hovering over. Heaven will be filled with people who didn't particularly like hummingbirds. It will also be filled with previously meth-addicted midgets. It may NOT be occupied, however, by people who assume attitudes and attributes of others....people like me....I personally may have some 'splainin' to do when I get there....I have a fear that when I arrive at those pearly gates, St. Peter, or whomever, is going to throw his hand up in a stop-right-there-sister kind of way while bringing his other hand forward and waving his index finger in a "no-no" manner, all the while looking at me over the tops of his celestial glasses and saying just one word...."katzbox".....

3 comments:

hi, i'm nancy! said...

i think St. Peter is gonna raise his hand alright. BOTH hands. both ARMS, actually.

as in, "HALLELUJAH! THE KATZBOX IS FINALLY HERE! WOO-HOO!"

:)

The Katzbox said...

HAHAHAHAH....oh...your lips to God's ears, sister...... :)

Stephanie Jette said...

LOL