Monday, March 31, 2008

TOP TEN THINGS I WILL NEVER DO AGAIN:

1. Experiment on how to remove nose hair by putting Nair hair-remover up my nose.
2. Get permnanent "make-up"...it's a tattoo people...MY LIPS ARE TATTOOED!
3. Accompany my husband to "work"...installing satellite dishes...I aged 8 years in the front seat of his truck WAITING while he vainly attempted to get the KOREAN channels because we all know how important and relative Korean TV is for the average American viewer.
4. Experiment with my electric muscle generator...it's like EKG pads that you put on sore muscles or joints and then crank up the electric voltage...I thought it would be interesting to see what would happen if I applied them to my head...I'm not kidding...DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, IN THE GARAGE OR ANYWHERE...
5. Menopause-any body function that takes longer than orthodontia is NOT HEALTHY
6. Sunbathe...sigh...
7. Be with company and laugh with my bladder full...not even half full...how about a boat trip and two bus rides away from full...never...
8. Sneak into reputedly haunted insane asylums from the last century and photograph orbs in the hallways...okay...busted...I plan on doing it at the end of August...AGAIN...HAH
9. Be a 1-900-Psychic...really...
10. Jump on a trampoline...please see #7.

How 'bout you? me out

4 comments:

Stephanie Jette said...

YOUR LIPS!! Did it hurt? Have I seen it? Should I be scared?

katzbox said...

Oh yea, you've seen them...they were swollen for awhile and it hurt but it was done quite some time ago...and no be afraid...be forewarned.

Eliot Bowman said...

Ahhh...the haunted Ridges asylum. Maybe next time I'll actually go UP the staircase leading to creepyville...it's not like it'll kill me, right?

...RIGHT?!?!

The Slusser Family said...

I will never again ride a bike, with a helmet on, and nylons and a slip and knee-highs and a skirt. . . .in 120 degrees. Ever.