1. "Mommy?"
2. "Please stop kicking me...I'm not a soccer ball."
3. It takes a village to kill a seal.
1. "Is she wearing white before Memorial Day?"
2. Keith Richards at age 80.
3. "Ellen DeGeneres is gay?!?"
1. Life bites.
2. Never snack in the dark.
3. Glasses. Get them.
4. Got anti-toxin?
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