Friday, February 18, 2011

EIGHT PAGES LEFT....KILL ME NOW...OR KILL ME LATER, I UNDERSTAND

I have about 8 pages left to write on this stupid paper.

8.

It's like I'm constipated in my brain.

8.

It's like I can't hold a thought or something.

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I've given birth quicker than I have written these last 8 pages.

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I've eaten cheese, cake, crackers, lasagna, Mountain Dew, apple juice, iced herb tea...I can hear myself getting fatter and my IQ points tinkling to the ground.

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I decided to get married quicker than it has taken to write this paper. True.

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We're two steps further into escrow for our little house on the hill. We'll have a mortage before I have this flippin' paper done.

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I've tweeted, status reported on facebook, blogged, and emailed while doing this paper...maybe that has something to do with it....

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oh my word, I've come up with 8 statements regarding my not finishing this paper...

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cartoon by Richard Krzemien (he gets me....)

5 comments:

Dutch donut girl said...

I'm in the middle of writing my dissertation so trust me I feel your pain.

I think my brain is constipated too. Badly :)
So many things to do - so little time.

That cartoon is hilarious.
Gotta go remove my wisdom teeth...

Have a nice weekend.

deborah said...

Thanks Dutch. I had no idea you were writing your dissertation. God love ya! I need to know what it is!!!!

xoxo

Holly and Eric said...

Hear me now and listen to me layer, I am getting an iPhone soon because my monthly bill will actually go down and they are remarkably cheap! You're envious, I know. With good reason.

-Eric

Dutch donut girl said...

That’s funny. You are the first person to ask that question. Most people run away when I begin to talk about my dissertation. I guess, they don’t want to be bored to death :)

I’m a final year criminology student so I’m doing my master dissertation on police interrogations and the right to legal assistance, because Dutch lawyers are excluded from interrogations.

At least that what I should be doing right now, but I’m reading your blog instead.

Have a nice Sunday!

Daisy said...

I LOVE the cartoon!!!!!!

Good Luck on your paper.