Tuesday, April 20, 2010

19 RANDOM THOUGHTS COURTESY OF EMAIL....BUT HEY! THEY'RE FUNNY!!!

The following were sent to my email. They made me laugh so hard...and I wondered if I didn't write them somewhere along the way, they are THAT DEAD ON...(okay, I cleaned it up just a little)

Random Thoughts for the Day:


1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment in time when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- EVER!!!

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day, "Mom, what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Bud Lites than Kay.


3 comments:

Rachel said...

In Utah they do put how the person dies. I use to work with a man whose job it was to look for obits of BYU alum (mine was to look for weddings) and he would always hang up the best ones on the bulletin board.

The Katzbox said...

cool...."Last words" would also be way interesting...a tad sick, but interesting...

Emmy Slusser said...

"last words" would be awesome! I once had a book of famous people's last words. I can't remember, but I am going to bet that you gave that to me.