Thursday, June 19, 2008

"If I wasn't blessed to be born a Jew, I would be privileged to be a Mormon." Henry Hock. 1913-2008 Baptized age 92, Endowed age 94. Died age 95



Pops was Jewish. He is from the tribe of Judah and is a direct descendant of Abraham. In keeping with his Orthodox Jewish upbringing and community, he was bar mitzvahed and "became a man" at age 13. He entered into the community of the Saints and at age 92, was baptized and became a child of God.

He passed through the veil early this morning, into the arms of those who love him and have gone before. He waits for us there. My heart is full to bursting. Pops...thank you...for EVERYTHING.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

FRIENDS AND FAMILY, BRETHREN AND SISTEREN.....


Hewo. I have allowed the function for anonymous comments. This means all visitors to this blog can LEAVE COMMENTS. This means that even if you don't have an account with this blogging site, or don't have g-mail, or aren't registered to vote, or don't recycle, or don't like my glasses or politics or the way I look or think, or you really DO like the way I look or think, but not in a creepy way, or like the pics I post, you're IN the pics I post, or you KNOW someone in the pics I post, or you wish to BE in future pics I post, or you're psychic and you know in ADVANCE what pics I'm going to post, or any combination of the above or anything I haven't mentioned, please please please feel free, nay, compelled, to comment. This is how I get my "back and forth" energy from people...so please, comment....it is not my intention to come off as needy or whiney, that's just a plus...but please comment and let me know your thoughts, comments, questions or concerns...if you're new to this, just look at the bottom of this paragraph...see down there...see the words "comments"?...there will be a number in front of it...it could be zero, or any number...just "click" on that...click on the word comment if it's easier and that will take you to a little square that you can type in...then click "anonymous" if you wish..if you want to stay anonymous, that's okay, but if you wish to sign your name, do it at the end of your paragraph or post, BEFORE you click on anonymous, or I won't know who you are...that's how that works...no secret hand shake, no cootie control, just fun...

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

WEIRD PHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN SISTER AND ELDERLY MOTHER

My sister, Stephanie, was in her doctor's office...this doctor also treats our 88-year-old mother (Wendy), whom Stephanie often accompanies to her visits there, so the doctor knows each of them...quite well, actually...soooooooooo, while Stephanie was speaking with her doctor, about mother, her phone rings...the convo went down like this:

Steph: Ummm, Doc, it's mother calling from her cell phone, do you mind if I take this?

Nicest Doc on planet Earth: Oh, certainly not, please.

Steph: Hello? Mom?

Mother (LOUDLY): STEPHANIE? IS THAT YOU? I'VE HIT A DEER! *static* DID YOU HEAR THAT?

Steph: Mom? Did you say you hit a deer?

Doc: ?

Mother: I HIT A DEER. I HAVE TO GO NOW, I'M AT HENRY'S.

Steph: Doctor, I think I'd better leave. Mother just hit a deer and she's at Pop's, so maybe I should go check on things.

Doc: Yes, by all means. Would you like some antidepressants?

Steph: ?

10 Minutes pass, Steph arrives at the nursing home where Pops lives and meets up with Mom in the lobby. They visit with Pop, another story, not enough space, and Steph walks her out to her car to inspect it.

Mother: Stephanie, the car is fine, I already looked it over!

Steph: Oh really Mother? How about this part of the grill that's broken and where all this fur is? How about that, huh?

Mother: Oh well, I guess I didn't see that. Well, I'm hungry and I'm leaving to get a sandwich.

Steph: You mind helping me pull some of this fur out first?
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Okay, that may not strike some of you as funny, but I have to tell you, when you hear my sister tell it, it's hysterical. They are so stinkin' funny together...their chemistry and the way their relationship has evolved is so convoluted and layered and unique...it blows my mind. There is no one else who can fill the niche that each one of them fill for each other...it's cliche now, but they really do put the "fun" in dysFUNctional. Family...honest to blog, they're the best!!!