HUBS: How come the dogs always hang out by you?
ME: *shrug*
HUBS: No, really. I walk them and feed them and hold them, but they always go right back to where ever you are. Look. They're there next to you right now.
ME: Good taste?
HUBS: I'm being serious. Every day, they're THERE! They just love you.
ME: No really. Taste. They like the way I taste. They lick my ankles a lot.
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So do you rub raw steak over your ankles? It's got to be good for sock marks.
Not to mention swollen joints...mmmmm...love me some cold meat...feet meat...
Feet meat?!?!?! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....
I knew that would get you....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
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