My dog...loyal, patient, long-suffering....with (maybe) some issues...

I love my dogs, but even I have limits...olfactory limits...and I'm speaking to you Snoopy..

I've got your back old buddy...you follow me around like gays at a Madonna concert...you wait for me outside of every closed door I'm behind...you sleep on the floor next to me at night...you wag your tail when I smile at you...I count you as one of my best friends....few people on the planet experience the loyalty that I have with you...I love you old friend...always and forever....

But please...if I smell one more fart, my face will melt....

Sorry, Dude.