As my hands were traveling up my face, from my chin to my forehead, apparently the super slippery, careless nature of my speedy washing allowed for each of my pinky fingers to slide, rapidly and rather violently, up each nostril until they couldn't really go any further and came to a violent stop somewhere at my septum. Tears sprang to my immediate blood-shot eyes. I rinsed off the remaining soap and blotted my face dry. My nose was screaming at me, though I was relatively certain it was pretty clean, what with the soapy suds and all. I could have killed myself by my own pinkies. It was ugly. What the heck?
This is payback from the church pew thing. I know it. I heard you God. Loud and clear.
10 comments:
You're starting to worry me. Keep those nails trimmed.
I hope you cleared your sinuses for a lifetime, at least.
Blase sent me over, and so I'm here. It's worth it! I think I'll be following. xo
RawknRobyn, so great to have you!!! Thanks for stopping by. I'll be at your place soon. Love you user pic!
Hugs, Deb
Some smooth-talking, very confident (emphasis very), cocky, handsome fellow told me to come over here and check-out your blog. So I did.
not bad
Blase', thanks for sending over such nice people. They have been wonderful and they have all mentioned your name when they came from your blog. Loverly, really. Their comments have been very supportive and sweet. I am overwhelmed. Thank you again!
You're very kind. I appreciate it so much.
:)
Be well!
Deb
OMG, your poor nose!
You take 'picking your brain' very literally. Hahahihi ho :)
Hey, who is that smooth talking, sexy guy over there?
Have a nice Monday, Deborah.
You are my kind of gal! Hilarious!!
I'm laughing hysterically! I have the visual "loud and clear!"
DDG: Thanks for coming over. I wish I could pick peoples' brains as well as I attempt to pick my own!!! :)
Maria: Have you done this?...tee hee....thanks for stopping by! :)
Saundra: Thanks for stopping by. Glad you enjoyed the post. I appreciate it.
:)
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