I said, "Um, Mom. Language check".
MOM: God knows I'm 90.
ME: What?
MOM: He knows.
ME: Mom, God's only a couple of years older than you and I don't believe He cusses.
MOM: Well.
ME: That's not really an answer, Mom.
MOM: It isn't?
ME: Well, it is if it's the end of the conversation. *PROLONGED SILENCE* Oh...
MOM: I'm going into the living room. Bring me the laundry out of the dryer and I'll fold it.
ME: I'll do it Mom.
MOM: I like to do it. I can do my own laundry.
ME: Mom. You're tired. I'll just fold it and put it away. Go ahead and take your nap.
MOM: Debbie Ruth! Just put it right on my lap. I like to fold it.
ME: Okay Mom. Whatever you want.
7 comments:
hahahhahahhah!!!!!!
HAHA!! That's hilarious!
Just 10 more years and I can start using the excuse, "God knows I"m 90." I love this.
hahahaha I really hope that I'm just like Gammy when I'm ninety.
this is beyond priceless!
I think this is your funniest post in a long time. Which is saying something, with your blog, which cracks me up on a regular basis.
The picture is a treasure.
"God is only a couple of years older than you....." only you, my friend, only you. hahahaha.
that picture and story made your trip out here worthwhile. you can go home now. :)
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