As I arose my from the toilet seat last night..and yes, I realized I didn't give you a warning about this, I just sorta dove in (to the story, not the toilet)...I noticed there on the seat was a HUGE AND SQUASHED mosquito hawk. That's like finding a half eaten worm AFTER biting into an apple. It kinda resembled that big leggy and arm-y-ish alien from the movie, "Close Encounter of the Third Kind". You know the one...at the very end of the movie, when Richard Dreyfus has finally gotten close enough to see it?....and it creepily glides down and out of the UFO?....yea...that one...and then it has the creepy audacity to form a smile?....
Anyway, there it was on my white toilet seat....all legs and wings just kind of "caught in the moment" when its misplaced sense of direction met at the intersection of the toilet seat and my upper right thigh. Not a pretty picture....sorry....
Poor guy. Or gal. I guess most people swat at their pests...not here...no...we moon them and then squash them. My bet is, they die laughing....
4 comments:
DEBBIE! DON'T EVER DO THIS TO ME AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poor mosquito.
Where's the love for my butt?
Nancy, are you channeling the mosquito?
:)
ha ha ha~too funny! I swear woman you crack me up and you "cracked" the mosquito up too~ literally!ewww
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