While sitting at lunch with several friends from church after attending the Redlands Temple, the server asked me if I would like the "senior discount". I asked her, quizzically, what the age was and her reply?....60. My friends tutted and smirked and told me, "It's just your hair"...and THAT was supposed to make me feel better.
Little Eli told me that he saw a white-haired homeless woman on the corner and she "looked just like YOU"!
While taking little Eli to apply for his first job, I sat with him as he filled out the paperwork...he misspelled HIS OWN MIDDLE NAME...and THAT is something that I am planning on, nay obligated, to remind him of for the remainder of his mortal journey...or mine.
I just took an IQ test that my daughter Emily sent me...I am educably retarded...and that makes me "Mootard, the underwhelmed and inadequate"...
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I'm so sorry that your week was wacky. I think your hair is beautiful and want mine just like yours. Eveyone is just jealous. lol
Dude! I have totally seen that homeless woman in Temecula!!! She lives here during the summer! When Mae was younger she thought it was you! hahahh. . .FOMBL. . . .hahaha. .
that is so funny. .. to me.
What's his middle name?
Okay, if you didn't do well on that test, and I did. . .something's wrong with the test because you are way smarter than me. WAY smarter than me.
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